By this time of the year, the clocks have gone back, the days are shorter, and the weather starts to turn. Night rides to the coast are something to look forward to as we leap into the New Year, along with perhaps longer rides that resemble ephemeral fantasies you once had when summer finally arrived in mid-July. As winter approaches, I thought it would be fitting to provide a few tips for riding your Brompton during these colder months. Of course, living in the UK means these tips could understandably apply as much to the start of June as they would to the middle of November - let’s face it, British weather has the capabilities of turning any pleasant day into a chilly challenge!
#1 Tweed.
Tweed! The quintessential fabric that whispers comfort and sophistication whilst nodding slightly to your local farmer's market. I’ve always had a proclivity towards tweed blazers. The comfort! I’ve donned blazers in various colours and patterns for longer than I care to admit. Think of tweed as your sartorial equivalent of a legendary cup of tea – always reliable, always welcome! And when I say "tweed," I mean proper tweed; Donegal and Harris come to mind, steering clear of the stuff that barely resembles anything rather than a colourful blanket. Yes, you may shell out a bit more, but it lasts for ages, keeps you warm, and boasts surprisingly impressive waterproofing. Plus, you can strut your stuff in style, looking like the suave gentleman/lady you always knew you were.
#2 Be like a Scout.
Living in London, weather apps have morphed into a bizarre obsession. However, promptly checking your device might lead you to think it's sunny only for the heavens to open and rain down upon you with little warning. The unpredictable nature of British weather might have made even Sir Ernest Shackleton reconsider his choices! So, taking a cue from the Scouts (who were clearly onto something), be prepared! Stow away a waterproof jacket; your future self will thank you. And don’t forget front and rear lights.
#3 A Second Brompton?
Now, I'll be frank - I cannot abide getting my Brompton Electric dirty, nor can I tolerate my G-Line or my Orange Titanium experiencing the same fate. The thought of having but one Brompton distresses me. Mind you, if I had to pick a loyal steed for winter, it would be my Orange Titanium owing to its robust use of a certain metal in all the right places. Having just one Brompton could lead you into a fear-soaked scenario of a dirtily neglected bike crying out for compassion. Thus, more than one Brompton could, logically speaking, enhance your cycling repertoire.
#4 Keep It Clean!
Winter. The season when your beloved Brompton morphs into a mobile mud magnet. The muck and debris flung about will cling to it like. Hence, keeping a regular cleaning routine is paramount. Wipe it down to rid it of the copious amounts of water, and don’t be shy about doing a thorough cleanse from time to time. The chain and all those other bits and bobs (you know, the technical parts that make it go forward) need attention. Regular maintenance will prevent any nasty surprises, ensuring your rides remain trouble-free.
#5 Layer It Up.
With my trusty tweed blazer as a base, I find that donning multiple thin layers is an excellent strategy for warmth - think of it as your winter armour. Merino wool or lambswool is the way to go; they practically defy the cold while looking quite fetching. On the off chance you overheat during your journey (it can happen), you can conveniently shed and have instant temperature regulation!
#6 Buy Once.
You can purchase an array of cycling paraphernalia from various sources, often at bargain prices, but let’s not sugar-coat it: there's a reason for that. They are total s@#*! Many of these items might end up being disappointing. My nocturnal escapades (especially the duo rides with Dr John) have taught me the necessity of reliability. After a couple of hours of cycling out of London by the unholy hour of 02:30 in the a.m., I need gear that is steadfast and sturdy. Splurging a little more for quality could save you from an inconvenient roadside disaster.
#7 Bear Grylls Advice?
Bear Grylls might have something to say about cycling during the winter months. Keeping your extremities warm is essential. Frostbite is not a fashionable winter accessory. Obtaining a decent pair of gloves is non-negotiable and considering a waterproof pair if rain threatens even better. Equally, your feet must be warm and dry, lest you find yourself cycling with soggy socks like a free-range Hyde Park duck. Those waterproof socks or zip-on overshoes can be lifesavers!
#8 Slow and Steady Wins the Race.
Behold the Lycra brigade! They flit about London as if they are auditioning for the chorus line of a West End show, dressed in outfits tighter than those one might see emerging from the Pineapple Dance Studio. It baffles me! I recommend slowing down a tad and allowing extra time for your travels. Cycling at a leisurely pace not only improves your mood but prevents you from arriving in a panting heap.
#9 Stay Visible.
Visibility is of utmost importance, especially in the gloom of winter. Invest in some Hi-Viz attire - it certainly doesn’t hurt. Lean into the safety of being seen with lights adorning your bike, even in broad daylight.
#10 Don’t Stop pedaling.
Finally, keep your Brompton in circulation! Don’t let it slumber until March or April. The British winter offers up a tapestry of colours, with golden hours at dawn and dusk that would make even the most jaded photographer swoon. So, seize the moment! Grab your Brompton, take it for a spin, and capture those delightful backdrops for that Instagram snap.
There we have it, arm yourself with these tips, and may your winter rides be warm, pleasant, and ludicrously enjoyable!
Until next time, stay safe out there people!
Beautifully written, informative and entertaining. I always enjoy reading your prose. :-)
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